I’m being chased by a lobster

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

it aint easy being steezy

a large group of "skater fags" which live in the waukesha area who all think they are god. but in all realtity, they are just faggots. they skate around making fun of people thinking they're cool. the only thing they can actually focus on balancing is the skateboard. because they are so emotionally retarded they can't balance their own lives. most of them are actually good at skating but will probably never leave this haggard town because they are empty puddles, no fish, no algie, no frogs, they are just puddles. they have no personality, they have bad grades, can't keep a girlfriend, & hate their lives but are all "straight edge". & anyone who ditches them, a friend, a girl, ect. they will hate you forever & make you pay for it as long as you live. so i hope to god you never meet, or run into any of these skaterfags.

Girl: hey things have been kind've weird lately, do you still like me?
It Aint Easy Being Steezy Fag #1: sorry brah im going skating.

there are so many stories, we'll leave that the only example.

by that one girl;; March 15, 2010

am i being detained

"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.

Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???

by chogiboi September 10, 2019

Being a Woman Syndrome (BWS)

any behaviour typical to women in general

you have a being a woman syndrome (BWS) if you are making mountain of a molehill,

you have a being a woman syndrome (BWS) if you are holding an unnecessary long argument on trivial topics,

you have a being a woman syndrome (BWS) if you think everything is worth a discussion

by Idonthate women i swear January 23, 2011

the greatest being in the world

Everyone should know this one, regardless of their religion.....

The greatest being in the world lives in churches, temples, mosques, cathedrals, anywhere you can imagine...

by Shawn B. May 7, 2003

should include the word being defined

who trying to make a new word

Me:make a new word
Me:submit
Urban Dictionary:should include the word being defined
Me:how to fix?
Me:wtf

by baoquan022 November 15, 2021

Tom stop being so rude

what Edd from eddsworld says to Tom when he dislikes the communist tordtilla

Edd:" TOM STOP BEING SO RUDE"

by Thatoneemoeddsworldfan March 30, 2020