Snappy Dave

Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.

"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"

by Cookie_554 October 22, 2022

Dave Sacra

A Dave Sacra type of person will criticize everything (even the Holy Bible) for him to win. They can be the casper of the group, the Sherlock if they want to, or the Cinderella, probably because of domestic abuse, LOL. They will pretend they are mysterious, quiet, and the wallflower-kind person but will often talk about how they hate humanity and their plans for human extinction. However, Dave Sacra type of person will accompany you in the rock bottom but they will tell you why you deserve to be on that state. They often have daddy issues and willing to pay for diapers for pleasure (joke, nevermind).

I would rather have a serial killer child than to have a Dave Sacra child.

by $ci-rim Albino January 13, 2022

ingersoll dave

An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.

by BadenNurse June 23, 2021

Stickman Dave

A measure of how attractive (actually of how unattractive) a girl is. Like beer goggles but worse

On sight of a swamp donkey in a bar the obvious drunk rambling of "would you" occurs. Usually met with the response "not a fucking chance but i bet Stickman Dave would"

by Random Gubbs June 29, 2004

headless dave

where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.

lets do a headless dave while no one is looking

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

dave the wave

Dave the Wave brings the flave. Basically the coolest guy around. He always brings the flave

Here he comes, Dave the Wave bringIng the flave!

by bassmandave September 8, 2016

dave montgomery

Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.

Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s

by Not Elijah November 14, 2020