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Testiclese

A philosopher of sorts dating to the era of Plato and Aristotle. Although he was ahead of his time, he has been regarded as a ground-breaker in the history of modern thought. Throughout the early days of historical philosophy he traveled from city state to city state bringing the word of his chastity to all the greco-roman world.
"He who chastises thineself prosers"-Testiclese
by DustinSchubert January 20, 2011
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Testiculate

the pain you get after being racked in the balls.
johnny's balls testiculated after he was kicked in the balls by his little sister.
by insertDongle May 12, 2010
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Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long
Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.
by austin November 30, 2004
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pharyngal testicles

A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.
"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."

--Curt
by Pink January 30, 2004
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Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin
i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie
by b-rent December 19, 2004
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testicle

man, question 4 was a testicle, i laughed my arse off at it
by $kud August 22, 2003
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testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler
People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.
by Fred Norris March 12, 2003
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