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soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island
I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer
by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010
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tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.
Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."
by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007
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Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.
WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.
by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010
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soft

Soft rock cocaine, not necessarily powder. As opposed to hard rocks, aka crack.
by DROC July 20, 2008
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soft hands

when a hockey player has soft hands, it's generally a player that's good at dekes.

when used in a sexual manner it means he handles himself well on and off the ice.
the puck bunnies like my soft hands
by anonomys hockey player April 1, 2010
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Soft

Mom: That's it, I am TAKING AWAY your cell phone!
Daughter: But Soft, I didn't do anything wrong!
by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009
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soft batch

n.: One who lacks dedication to their involvements and often backs out when things become complicated or difficult. The opposite of one who is hardcore.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
"You're soft batch! Every time we wanna play paintball you've got some excuse for why you can't go!"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
by Bladesilver March 13, 2004
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