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Swamp donkey

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.
by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023
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swamp twawt

T Thompson says swamp twawt is a slut that hasnt showered in months pussy slimy.and smells like a swamp
That filthy swamp twawt stinks lime shit
by T thompson October 22, 2019
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Swamp of Gainz

A phrase which arose out of a conversation between future body builder Andrew Sebastian and Deondre Waltenberger
Hey! Whatchu think you're doing in our swamp of gainz?
by qtsxy October 23, 2019
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swamp force

v.

1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon

2. a woman that got shrek dick

not hulk

but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.

2. i got dicked down via swamp force
by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020
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Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.
Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.
by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022
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Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.
Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
by Jerman900 October 23, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

A very wet, sloppy vagina, or a different term for a home run in baseball.
That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!

Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022
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