Life

A brand of cereal that reminds us life is like a box of ceral without a prize

Stan: Want some life
Jeff: whats the point-

by EmberTheWitch666 January 22, 2019

life

pointless painful partying

person1: life sucks
person2: its so pointless and painful
person1: i think i know how to fix this!
person2: how?!
person1: lets party!!

by fangirl2.0 January 25, 2019

Life

Something you’ll never have, sorry to break it to you

((Even i don’t have a life for posting this in 2019))

What am I doing with my life?
Wdym? Where?

by It was a lie January 31, 2019

Life

A story filled with hilarious circumstances that leave you not know whether to laugh or cry.

Fork everyone and everything life is a bitch. Eat ice cream.

by Holyforkingshirtballs February 2, 2019

life

that thing that everyone thinks they have but they actually dont, because their lying to themselves about it because we all know we are all dead inside and outside.

"Yo! I have a life"
"No you dont have a life.

by snowyangellord February 7, 2019

life

a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means

brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man

by succ a toe February 9, 2019

Life

A living hell. Life is torture. Life is like a timeline of mistakes either causing good things or even worse mistakes. The good things that do happen always are either forgotten or turn into something people don't care about. It all ends with the thing people hate even though it frees you from a curse, death.

Dude your life sucks!

by Depressed_Wolfie February 13, 2019