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perfect stranger

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki
Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry
by G-Money55 February 27, 2008
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Stranger Things

A horror/sci-fi show on Netflixthat is only like THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD! And if you haven’t watched it yet you must. Like must watch it and if you don’t like it then go die in a hole
Millie Bobby Brown: oh my god, we had so much fun filming S3 of Stranger Things
Human: I had so much fun watching it
by The definee October 12, 2019
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Friendly Stranger

When someone or something who you have interacted with for a very short (new) time is respectful and willing to aid you without getting to know you personally.
It found me/I found it and gave me information or entertainment in a respectful way. I would say they are a friendly stranger.
by Rialeduc January 25, 2019
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stranger

Somewhat oblivious dude who needs a wake-up call, at least where some things are concerned
by Greyhound June 7, 2003
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Cowboy Stranger

The act of pleasuring one's self with the opposite hand and with the hand turned around in the direction opposite of how one regularly pleasures themselves.
I was getting bored using JILL, so I decided to go cowboy stranger last time.
by Alder-Boogaloo October 17, 2010
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Howdy Stranger

The art of lying on your arm to numb it and make masturbation feel like someone else is doing it. Can be accompanied by wearing rings and nice nail polish for males.
Gave myself a romantic howdy stranger last night
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
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Jerry Springer

A show that uses actors.

A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.

A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.
Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action.

Jerry Springer is a racist.

Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.

Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.
by Towelie July 22, 2006
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