stevejob

Similar to a lawlsuit, when an individual or corporation gets sued in an unfair or frivolous manner, he is said to have gotten a stevejob.

A: "Did you hear? Apple is suing HTC for violating over 20 patents even though it's technically Google who infringed with their Android OS!"

B: "Man, Apple's giving HTC one helluva stevejob."

by ckoowh March 6, 2010

Steven Universe

Steven Universe is a TV show about 3 aliens called gems and Steven, the main character. Steven is the only human/gem hybrid in the show, and he inherits his mother’s shield, bubble, sword and lion. His mother was a gem and his father, Greg, is a human. Since gems don’t usuallly give birth and instead burst out of the ground, Rose (Steven’s mother) had to sacrifice her physical form to give birth to Steven. Steven and the three gems (garnet, pearl and amethyst) are known as the crystal gems and are constantly fighting gem mutants, corrupted gems and gems from their homeworld. They fight gems from their homeworld because they are rebels. Some episodes have morals, however most episodes are simply meant for entertainment.

Did you watch Steven Universe? I think it it a decent show.

by OnlineVideogameDefenitions May 28, 2018

Hot Steve

When you duct tape shut a persons mouth and piss up their nose.

We had this girl tied up in the back room so Billy gave her a Hot steve she'll never forget.

by nick March 14, 2004

Steve Harvey

Get a woman right on the brink of cumming, then stop and fart really loud while making the family feud X "wrong" noise. Then get the fuck out of there.

Things were getting pretty hot and heavy with Ashlee, then I Steve Harveyed her and got the fuck out of there.

by JoeyDiamond27 April 19, 2016

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

Steven Harper

A Canadian prime minister who has caused more ejaculations than all of the spice girls combined. A master of his trade who can make fundamentalist Christians into flaming homosexuals, he hides his prowess well under a cloak of political homophobia.

Steve: Damn, I just heard Steven Harper talk about finance reform and... and... I think I'm gay!
Evan: It's alright man, it happened to me after his speech on our foreign policy. Now let's ejaculate over his budget proposal.

by Jokanu January 22, 2008

Steve Job

The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.

Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.

by JustinIsNotCool February 4, 2009