Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Lil’ Squeeky

something half norwegian and very freckly. never eats vegetables and loves animals and moths. has a overused yellow sweatshirt. it is super cool and lit fam and can be very spazzy.

person 1: have you seen a lil’ squeeky lately?
person 2: yeah, it’s the epic rapper.

norwegian translation:
1. person: har du sett en liten pip i det siste?
2. person: ja, det er den episke rapperen.

by tyrsqueeky June 26, 2020

dirt squeege

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020

Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

Hot Squeegee

When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.

“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”

by Shnizz Bizzler March 2, 2022

Lil squeegee

Definitely a goat, only ones named Cameron can have this name.

Yo, it's Lil squeegee!

by Lil squeegee July 16, 2022