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Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009
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smoothie

(n) a device used to remove the wrinkles out of clothes by way of heat

see also : iron
I was tryin to get some stank on my hang-low, when my lady hit me with a smoothie.
by American Jones December 17, 2003
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Shooting Star

After receiving road head, the person with the seamen in their mouth then spits it out the window onto the car next to yours. After this make a wish :)
Did you make a wish after seeing the shooting star?
by kljfkljaldsfa January 2, 2008
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shooting star

when you're about to blow your load and you tell the chick you want to blow it on her face. just as you let loose, you aim your dick up and blow it straight over her head and onto her back, all while yelling, "make a wish bitch!"
"I gave her the best shooting star ever last night!"

"Did her wish come true?"

"Well if it was that I wouldn't blow my load on her face then it did."
by mcguyski89 August 14, 2012
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Slothing

The term 'slothing', which was derived from the slow moving mammal indigenous to Costa Rico, is a verb used to describe an action. This word came to be in the late 90s, and is a formal way to express exploration, traversing, or investigation.
"What are you going to do today?"
"Oh I think we will be slothing around later."
by praiseloki October 6, 2004
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Slothing

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).
"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"
by Castro with a K May 29, 2008
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slooting

The act of chasing cooter online using sites such as plentyoffish or adultfriendfinder.
"hey terry, what you still doing on the laptop" ... "Hux, I am slooting"

Downesy was nervous at the thought of meeting a girl who he made initial contact with by slooting
by terrybuffant January 17, 2010
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