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Second Hand AIDS

When you are in a vehicle and the driver dies from AIDS, which causes the car to crash, also killing you.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Jimmy died from Second Hand AIDS?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it really be like that sometimes.
by BigBoiJD August 27, 2018
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second thot

Your backup hoe you think about at the last second in case your first one bails on you.
Chuck: "Hey do you wanna go as my second date to this date function?"
Claire: "Oh, as like a second thot? I'll think about it."
by splitafifth October 27, 2018
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Second-phase anxiety

When you’ve lived with anxiety for so long and you start to have anxiety when your not having anxiety
She was suffering from second-phase anxiety
by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
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Secondary school

Teachers are piss heads either tight asses or on drugs the science teachers are the nonce along with the pe teacher

Y7 Try act hard

Y8 are the fucking worse thinking there all big and hard

Y9 full of slags and the boys r pussys
Yr10 exhausted

Yr11 ready to fucking give up
But the best years of ur life messing about have fun
Y7: man we so hard we’re finally aloud out

Y8: nah bruv what u saying I’ll beat u up fam
Y9:so we fucking or not / gossipers
Y10: shit what we gonna do about GSCES yr11: im gonna fail so bad

So basically secondary school is full of confused kids having fun
by Secondary school May 13, 2020
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Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.
Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.
by Luke the Blockhead August 24, 2022
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Second base

First base : Kissing for at least 15minutes with toungue .TUTORIAL:grab her from the waist pull her in hold her head and kiss her on the lips , pause every few seconds and rotate your head to the other side , I’m the meantime stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around hers, let her stick her tongue in now and start sucking on it such on her lips on her young lick her face kiss her neck give her a hickey (synonyms :making out, French kiss, worm wrestle, young kiss, lip to tongue

Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry

Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head

Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis

—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Brittany-I was on a date with Jungwon last night
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut

Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE

Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day

Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
by Koooook July 26, 2023
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The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
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