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Scottish Dumplings

When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex
Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping
by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023
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scrotibag

The sack that holds a man’s balls
You are a stupid scrotibag. You use this when you are mad at your man
by Emssssss June 10, 2023
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Scottish Beyonce

Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce
by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023
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Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.
It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.
by mal_42 July 11, 2023
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Scottish butterfly

Scottish Butterfly - The act of soiling undergarments.
I was close to a "Scottish Butterfly".
by 23777 July 22, 2023
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Scottish Birthday

Oi it's his Scottish Birthday innit
by abitdodgey August 15, 2023
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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