Richard Ford

Probably the biggest deadbeat alive. Every kid is afraid of him. Every parent hates him

Child: M-mom... is that R-Richard ford?!
Mother: * covers childs eyes and scowls at Richard. *
Father: You should be ashamed of yourself. You bring shame to the name ‘ father. ‘

Richard Ford by Txylorann June 8, 2018

Richard Gere 

When an actor is at the peak of their career and decide to see how many live gerbils they can fit up their ass.

Dont tell me...."You Richard Gere'd it huh?

Richard Gere by Jungle Dave February 2, 2020

Richard Nixon 

Richard Nixon = tricky dick = shemale, tranny

Wow, that shemale was a real Richard Nixon

Richard Nixon by homie-o December 20, 2010

Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.

Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!

Richard Simmons by zack mellinger December 9, 2008

Richard Dawkins 

The saviour of mankind. A man in true mastery of his surroundings. Also coined the word meme. The most anti religious being that has ever lived.

Richard Dawkins bought a can of spam.

Richard Dawkins by Sweaty Barry June 15, 2019

Richard Munch 

A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.

Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.

Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Dazzla
maxican't

Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"

Richard Munch by Liam John October 16, 2008

Richard Nixon 

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Richard Nixon by Hail Nuclear War! March 4, 2005