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bunch punch

A mixture of Everclear and cheap gas-station punch and fruit bunch flavored gatorade and red bull. It is a leathal drink that will make wanna sleep but the large amount of sugar and red bull makes it impossible to blink let alone sleep. This believed to be what the spartans drank while in combat. It is potent enough to wake the dead, but tasteful enough to drink without chaser. (do not comsume this product while driving an automobile or operating machinery, it's also best not to have a any plans the following day after consumption do to grouchiness, headache, mental fatigue, waking up next to midgits and or losing car keys)
1. Rod won't leave me alone about the bunch punch, i can't possibly drink anymore.

2. J.B. is passed the fuck out, he shoulda put down the beer and drank bunch punch with us. He's so not a postgamer.

3. I can't find my fucking car keys and why is this midgit following me around, damn bunch punch again.
by justin gibbons April 6, 2008
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toe punch

When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.
“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”
by LSDelux July 18, 2018
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chin punch

When a girl's chin hits the sack as she's giving a blowjob.
Last night my girlfriend was giving me head and she chin punched me so hard I blacked out.
by magnificentmartha June 15, 2010
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Bomb-punch

Misuse of explosive weapons in any video game by intentionally standing too close to the target when using and/or detonating said explosives. The resulting explosion is usually equally damaging to both the player and his or her target, but any player willing to take this risk generally doesn't mind the consequences.
blackNOS92: I just bought a rocket launcher for my character.
bluen3b03: Sweet, now you can Bomb-punch people!
blackNOS92: I kno!
by N3B November 18, 2005
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donkey punch

An attack in Super Smash Bros.; To perform this move, you must wind up Donkey Kong's regular "B" button attack, and then unleash it on unsuspecting players.
Aww fuck man, why do you always have to donkey punch me when i'm trying to get back on the edge?!
by Addie >=D October 18, 2007
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Cock Punch

When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.
"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch
by A crazy lol bitch July 26, 2009
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cuddle punch

When you are holding and loving and squeezing someone but you just have to punch them in their whore mouth.
Andy and Phil were playing hockey against each other, and even though they loved each other very much, they locked up and cuddle punched each other. Gently.
by aim.low April 4, 2014
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