processing plant

Another word for the bathroom.

‘I gotta make a trip to the processing plant.’

by Lisa Evers September 30, 2013

prorelaxabate

It's when you procrastinate an assignment or other task by relaxing and masturbating.

Bob put off his assignment to prorelaxabate until 2 hours before its due date.

by ThatITGirl October 17, 2013

Profellator

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

by Andoon July 23, 2014

Porcelain Pussy

When You sit on a niggas leg and it deteriorates.

My leg gone!

Taylor Brost has porcelain pussy.

by GregoryGordan April 14, 2014

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

Porcello

Also see "BBC". A man with whom women want to be with and men want to be. The man that greek gods are modeled after. Aesthetic to the max, and bro to the masses. Waving his genitals in a circular motion, almost like the helicopter he single handedly makes fly, he wows crowds in disbelief.

"damn, I wish I could be like "big dick joe" porcello, but unfortunately, Im not hung enough."

by ydtkmk March 28, 2015

porcelainwooz

An instagram page with hilarious random crappy photos with 600+ followers

Porcelainwooz followed you.

by random words June 11, 2015