pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

pisterical

When something makes you laugh so hard that you piss your pants.

That joke you told was pisterical!!!

by KMan Word Doctor November 2, 2015

pistols and chickens

Pistols and chickens: guns and kilo bricks of cocaine.

"I loaded the pistols and chickens in the truck "

by Ghetto litteracy August 17, 2016

Pistipsy

When you are more drunk than tipsy but not yet drunk.

Also a way of politely saying you are on your way to being drunk in posh company.

Maz said "I'm feeling a little pistipsy." after 2 glasses of wine

by FinnishMazza July 23, 2016

pistol

A person who wants too many bullets in their chamber aka a dumbass who intentionally WANTS to have a bunch of kids.

This crazy bitch told me she wanted 8 kids and I said: "Fuck that shit girl, you is a pistol and I ain't the NRA!"

by ReisOfCake August 31, 2016

piste

to plough someone, hard, just a snow machine would and completely flatten their insides and inner organs

ah mate i pisted that gal from the club last night

did you? were her insides well flattened?

by piste December 9, 2016

Pistalamoki

A shout or a expression of how good your sandwich tastes.

I'll get right to it! Okidoki pistalamoki!
Damn, that's a good sandwich! Yeah man, it's a pistalamoki

by Wortel January 8, 2017