penis

the meaning of life

dude, with out my penis, i would have no reason to live.

by a random person thats cool October 19, 2010

Penis

A penis is a mans body part that he likes to stick into vaginas x

Jack has a penis in Jill

by SuckDicksForFun123 April 18, 2019

penis

a asshole or a man who is a dick.

That guy is such a penis brain!

by Stacy February 21, 2004

Penis

The only part of a man's that CANNOT be small in order to get a woman.

Woman: You may be in shape, but if your dick is too small, no love for you!

by Ash-ho February 7, 2005

penis

A swear word.

Our friend Gary is exercising when he gets a cramp. "PENIS!!! CRAMP!!!"

by Elaine October 2, 2003

penis

1. A desire of mine to have.
2. Easily purchased in a variety of colors and sizes.
3. Comes with a pulse and without.

I wish I had a penis for 24 house. I would show man a thing or two.

by Jennifer Hinds July 1, 2005

Penis

Something Girls Like

Benny:Hey Everybody Look at my cock*Sticks his penis out*
Hooker:OMG it's so big!

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004