party proof

To clean your (or friends) house of valubles before a large party.

me john and kelli party proofed my house but someone stool my blender.

by maclinton February 19, 2006

Party Prowler

That perv who hangs around parties waiting to make advances on people who are too drunk to defend themselves. Or steal a purse or just take a really nice jacket.

When Karen saw that Mark, the Party Prowler from her dorm, was at the Tri-Delt party she made sure to hold onto her purse and keep an eye on her friends.

That guy across the hall is a total party prowler and that's why we don't host house parties anymore.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Party Face

When a girl/guy in their 20's party's SO much and SO hard they be looking like their in their 40's

"You see that chick over there, she's single"

"Yeah but that B has got mad Party Face tho"

by Sonny Black Monster April 25, 2014

party wench

Chick with big cans that drinks you under the table, but you never, never, ever want to sleep with her.

Cathy is my best party wench!

Damn Jen, you party wench, get the hell outa my bed!

by tree February 2, 2004

Party popper

When giving head to a man and you feel it pulse before he is about to cum, twirl a finger around his bum hole and gather up about 10 hairs and at the exact moment he cums, yank that little rope ....... the party popper

He said he liked a mix of pleasure and pain so she surprised him with a party popper

by Potty Mouth Wayne December 1, 2021

Land Party

A misnomer commonly heard from un-hip parents and those of impaired hearing, stemming from the phrase "LAN party," where LAN stands for "Local Area Network." They often feature pizza and stimulants, such as sugar, caffeine, and guarana, can last upwards of 40 hours, and frequently cause participants to be dead to the world for a day or two afterward. See also: LAN Party.

Dad: "You kids all ready for your LAND PARTY tonight?"
Kids: <roll their eyes>
Dad: "What?"
Kids: "Hahaha, right, dad. We're ready off the LAND party. Just let me grab a CAND of coke, MAND. Are we taking the car or the VAND?"

by gjemmott March 15, 2009

homework party

when you want to hang out with friends, but have too much homework to do so you get together to do homework. only sometimes does homework actually get finished.

a: hey what are you doing?
b: oh just studying at my friend's dorm.
a: are you having a homework party? o_O

by _laine March 14, 2008