The Father of Metal.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
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