tits and lipstick

Aesthetics. Making something look pretty and nice.
by H.R. Paperstacks October 26, 2013
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Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)
Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!
by Cassidy44 November 02, 2010
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hydraulic tits

When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.
Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?
by -anomynous June 30, 2015
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Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.
Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!
by Ri'shard May 31, 2010
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Tits of a Champion

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.
Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
by Scrivilicious July 10, 2011
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Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk October 16, 2015
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tit mit

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?
by Pinchi Mario August 11, 2008
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