Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

TE Logic

When upper managements logic is completely illogical.

Bro, that TE logic has me so confused, do they actually know what goes on here?

by DasTEMan October 23, 2022

Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"

by Ant1234 November 8, 2012

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

He has no idea what he's talking about
Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng March 13, 2011

Double Edged Logic

When someone says something that is hypocrytical to them but uses it as a arguement for another.

"Stop assuming all people are bad, everyone has helped me, but youre just making it worse"

"Bro thats double edged logic"

by Gow123 September 12, 2020

Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.

Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."

by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021

Conner Logic

Conner logic is when somebody does somthing back

Hey you hit me that means I get to hit you back hey that’s conner logic

by EverythingBen April 2, 2023