Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags”

Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy

by Trolken August 18, 2021

Nut milk

Milk that’s comes out of nuts.

That girl drank all of my nut milk.

by Big daddy paddy January 9, 2021

Little Nuts

Term usually used to describe a lanky twat with tiny acorn like balls.

Also know as Small balls, due to high intensity masturbating continuously emptying his sack of sperm quicker than it can be produced.

Adam Campbell’s got proper little nuts fo real.

by Chocolate Wrists September 17, 2018

Nut Must

The rank smell that come from your sweaty nuts

i gotta shower i have some real bad nut must

by p tasty November 9, 2010

nut cheese

the smelly sticky stuff thats in the creases of your legs where your balls rub all day.

Ted, that nut chees is respectable!!

by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003

No Nut November

Worst month of the year for males, can't bust a fat one for the entire month,

In a short term : HELL

"Did you hear that Jimmy lost no nut november"
"ALREADY?"
"bet hes a virgin"

by Sad Vibxz November 4, 2019