myspace hater

a person or person's that takes it upon them selves to personly drop hate on myspace along with myspace users.

my boss is a myspace hater.

by rsxboysarehot September 9, 2006

Myspace Addict

A complete loser who has about 3 friends in real life but has a friend list of 5,000 on Myspace, and messages the few friends they do have to try and make onlookers think that their life is cool and/or interesting.

Awesome!111Gothgurl: "OMFG JENNY!!11 I saw u at teh gothconcert last night and u looked so hawt! Isn't being a myspace addict teh r0x0rz?!?!"

Punksk8rGirl: "Omg ya!!!11 We rox, because we can send these messages when it is quicker to just go next door and talk 2 eachother!!!11"

by Reuben Hood December 15, 2008

myspace fag

Any male who uses myspace as a means of acquiring friends, and thus self-esteem. It must be noted that without myspace friends or pics, this individual would have nowhere to go and nothing to do. Most of this individual's free-time is consumed checking in desperation for a new message or snooping on a virtual-friend's business. In a nutshell: no life, loser, myspace fag.

Sam: Did you know Eugene said he has a bunch of friends?

Muel: Yeah, but they're just myspace virtual-friends.

Sam: Oh, I knew he was a nerd. What a myspace fag.

by grenyeh69 February 6, 2008

Mysty Shit

(n) an explosion of liquid fecal matter such that a brown cloud obstructs your view into the thrown of shit. So dark that nothing can be seen.

(n) A hazy uncertain future

John just took a mysty shit in the lobby toilet, it smells so bad, and I can hardly breathe.

Demarcus keeps getting arrested for drinking and driving. He is in some mysty shit.

by Crotcheola March 22, 2011

the "myspace"

a photo somone took of themself with a camera at an arms-length distance(sometimes on their cell phone). Usually taken in a bathroom or bedroom with some type of serious look on their face (guys) or slutty look in a skimpy outfit (girls). Most people do this and then immediately erase the picture, but those who put them on the wb are guilty of the "myspace"

Variation 1: the myspace also applies to people who take pictures of themself in the mirror...which is without a doubt the queerest form of photography currently in existence.
Variation 2: the "myspace" can also describe a picture of similar format found on facebook

"Dude check out this pic i found online. shes so hot."
"C'mon man, shes doing the "myspace"-so gay. shes probably 13 anyways."
"Dude, grass on the field, play ball!"

by ConorG October 22, 2006

myspaceship

The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.

"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."

by Jessica October 7, 2006

Myspace Scene

Some original, some un-original. Love attention. Love hair. Likes things that other scene girls love. (Sanrio, Mori Chak, Chanel, Chi, Bed hed, Barbie, Pokemon etc) Has nothing to do with 'emo'. Started on myspace. Probably will end on myspace.

Will deny they are scene, don't bother trying to 'inform' them. They already know. Their trying to be unique.

Some have lives outside of myspace, Some really don't.
Start myspace perfection and beauty trains. Low self confidence. Usually have family/self problems. Most myspace scenies are jealous of people with actual personality and originality so they copy off of them because they dont know any better.

(Conversation of myspace scene kids.)

KarsonKutthroat: OMG. I love yer chi flat iron, how'd you get it??

Brutal_Beauty: My parents bought it for me because I'm too young to work fer money!1

xx_davemsscre: Hey Bitches;;; Join moi new myspace train- "Diemond ELITES".

Brutal_Beauty: wowe davie ur myspace train is SO SCENE.

xx_davemsscre: wtf Brutal B?? I am not scene wuts ur deal??

by Ms. Robotozz January 27, 2008