boose moose

a animal that acts in a unusual nature.

A boose moose could be a dog that appears to have a identity problem :-D

by Einstein23 June 15, 2011

moose canoe

Vagina

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.

by King Nimbus February 07, 2014

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 03, 2013

Dirty moose

Awesome guy.

He is a dirty moose.

by Victor popelka March 06, 2020

Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.

'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'

by Loopmeister August 06, 2006

Blue Moose

A state of being sad or upset. Paired with the prefix and umbrella term: Red Zebra.

Are you okay?

No I'm a Blue Moose.

by 70RedZebra's March 01, 2022

Moose Knuckle

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009