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Midget

Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.
Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.
by Escibar May 27, 2022
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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
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Midget

I’m a midget If you need £3 meal deals just hit me up libbypaton1
by Tesco for life September 5, 2019
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Midget

Olle is such a midget
by pottanpro September 17, 2019
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Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.
A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."
by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022
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midgetitis

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
by Anal crisp December 26, 2017
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Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)
I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget
by Mark William 27 August 24, 2021
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