Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021

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midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.

Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!

by Evake March 24, 2024

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Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 11, 2005

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Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 09, 2013

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