oversized midget

big midget

she is an oversized midget

by undersized midget May 24, 2023

drop the midget

A metaphor for male masturbation.

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.

by Sally SlutAlot October 21, 2017

significant midget

A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.

"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."

Here's another example sentence:

"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."

by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023

wrist midgets

The act of pleasing ones self sexually to fruition.

Hold on, I need to crank out a few wrist midgets before I go out.

by Justin Sears June 29, 2008

Midget bozo

A small person who is a loser and has no life.

Your so short midget bozo

by TheWhomDestroyer December 24, 2021

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)

I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget

by Mark William 27 August 24, 2021