Rectal Midget 

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.

Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.

Rectal Midget by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011

Upside down midget brains 

When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.

While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.

Upside down midget brains by Brown Ghost February 24, 2009

brooklyn midget 

Banging your lady from behind in the window and after you blow throwing the her ass out the window.

Cheryl didnt ever look good, but she looked real bad after Jeff brooklyn midgeted her ass on new years.

brooklyn midget by Liono January 12, 2008

emotional midget 

A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...

emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.

emotional midget by anonymous9141 June 29, 2009

fat midget theory 

When all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. Its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive...

Guy1: hey im goin out with sara
Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
Guy1: .....
Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...??
Guy1: yeah why
Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...

fat midget theory by bellend_to_the_end October 1, 2010

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

slippery midget by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

step midget

a sibling through marriage that is a midget

my step midget has a "short fuse".

step midget by Chase buttly February 22, 2011