Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it

Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe

by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022

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Michigan

Michigan is one of the Midwest states in the USA. Michigans weather is more bipolar than a 30 year old crack addict mom. There’s fields everywhere in Southern Michigan and an endless view of trees in Northern Michigan. It’s easier to Find Weed and Meth than it is to find a significant other. You’re rather G or you’re YEE YEE in Michigan.

Friend: “We should go do something fun”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”

by That smart motherfucker October 15, 2021

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Michigan computer

A 12 inch slide rule

Pass me the Michigan computer, I need it to solve this trig problem

by A Lockwork Orange September 23, 2022

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Michigan Renaissance Festival

Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.

Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.

by СукаБлять March 20, 2024

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