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Michigan Sweatshirt

1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex

2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
Can't believe Szuper got a Michigan sweatshirt in Barcelona. Savage that he did that for 50 euros.
by miguelitode502 May 16, 2023
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Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick
by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023
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Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met
by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023
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Michigan Stretcher

The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
Tyler gave micha a Michigan Stretcher
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
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Michid

Michid is a Mongolian popular name. It means nigger son. Mongolian parents always name their children, if a boy born with brown skin
My name is Michid, u can also call me "nigger"
by Oisntxpert October 11, 2023
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Michigan Wolverines

the best motherfucking team in the world and way better than the Fuckeyes
Ohio state fucking sucks Michigan wolverines are better
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023
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Michigan Man

A person who is fully committed to the following credo:
Cheat.
Lie.
Play the victim.
Did you see the way he whined about getting sanctioned for cheating and destroying evidence? Now that is what I call a Michigan Man.
by Richard H Ball November 19, 2023
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