math club

The greatest club known to mankind. Those that are fortunate enough to become involved get to participate in regional, statewide, and even national competitions. The mathletes compete against other dorks (yes, we are completely aware that we're dorks) and spend Saturdays with a calculator and pencil as their closest companions. Great friends are made through math club, and there are dire consequences for any negativity regarding this extracurricular. Many math clubs have morning practices, in which the mathletes have a chance to show their devotion by waking up early to do math before school starts.

From "Mean Girls:"
Cady: I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
(In reality, Regina has no idea what the true meaning of math club is or mathletes, in this instance)

I am SO excited to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for math club! (note the lack of sarcasm)

I calculator math club!

by Spoons December 30, 2004

Math Booty Call

noun. Phone call or text often made late at night or shortly before class, aimed at getting their hands on your math homework. Variations include; invitation to study together, work on homework, or simply copy answers.

I woke up at 9:50 without my Real Analysis done. I shot Donna a Math Booty Call. I needed the answers to the homework quick!

by donna4life December 14, 2009

Math Class

Where, you have a teacher with no control, shit goes DOWN.

She got with Xavier in math class.

by chxrli December 5, 2019

Math-e-son

Colloquial slang for fuck boy, smooth operator, bulk ability to pull bitches, basically ladykiller

When approaching a female species act as though you're a Math-e-son , however beware you may need to bring a shanwow because bittys be drippin' afterwards. Look out for tidal waves

by pryan2163 March 27, 2015

Math Teacher

A fucking pig

"No on loves you Mrs. Johnson you stupid fucking pig of a math teacher"

by Gay69er March 24, 2020

math class

The place where I got my afternoon naps.

Besides addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, higher level math is absolutely worthless to the everyday Joe. When's the last time you used Calculus at the supermarket or ever?

by Zzzzzzz... October 3, 2003

Math Problems

Another Synonym for having sex; as the poem goes:
"Add the Bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
Then Multiple"
We can apply the Phrase "Lets go do some Math Problems" when wanting to have sex with your Partner.

Guy- Babe, lets go do some math problems
Girl- Im sorry honey, im not in the mood to divide today

by The ShadowX January 16, 2011