French Melton

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.

I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!

by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019

Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho

Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch

by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020

Maggsy Malone

Maggsy Malone is a professional rapper from Croydon who has beef with MC Gillyman.

Maggsy Malone is sick

by Gillyman69 July 3, 2020

Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020

Full Mantonello

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.

"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"

by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

post malone depression

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.

Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.

by savuren January 20, 2021

layla malone

A sweat at Minecraft parkour

Layla Malone plays too much Minecraft parkour

by Wolfie the titan March 31, 2021