Riley's Law 

Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."

This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.

The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian.

Riley's Law by EvysTruth March 27, 2023

mother-in-law

a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself

mother-in-law----> woman hitler

mother-in-law by J. Stalin November 8, 2007

Pinkham's Law 

In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.

That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.

Pinkham's Law by ColinP June 20, 2016

Haggard's Law 

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.

Haggard's Law, Ted Haggard, Roy Ashburn, Priests from that Vatican Scandel

Haggard's Law by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010

Sapp's Law

Internet law based on the observation that if a Republican and Democrat both do or say the exact same thing, the Republican will be trashed and the Democrat cheered

"Do you think that Hillary will be nailed for using Russian propaganda to try to win the election?"

No way- Sapp's Law applies

Sapp's Law by Coyote1970 November 18, 2018

Wheaton's Law 

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

Wheaton's Law by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

Bird Law 

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

Bird Law by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018