toxic kids

These people hang out on
Roblox
COD
Fortnite
Xbox 360 game chat

*toxic kids these fucking days*

by Questionforgodwhy March 19, 2021

Coolest kid

Coolest kid could be anyone.
You wouldn’t know who.

LAME Kid1: Hey, who’s the coolest kid around here?
LAME Kid2: Only the one and only Coolkid89!
LAME Kid3: WOW! Their name even sounds cool!

by Not Niki December 8, 2021

Sewer Kid

Someone who does not shower for days on end and/or does not wear deodorant ever. They will then most deffinately smell like the sewer.

Man, did you smell Adam? He smells like a Sewer Kid.

by That kid who does that stuff May 3, 2010

Kid Amogus

Spelled backwards means Sugoma Dik (Suck on my dick). Mostly used to trick kids into the trap.

Person 1: Hey! What's Kid Amogus Backwards?
Person 2: HAHA! Sugoma Dik (suck on my dick)

by anonymous March 5, 2022

Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.

Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.

by soberboy63 December 11, 2018

loud kid

1. A kid, most commonly a CS major, who is excessively loud, even when confined to small spaces. Hobbies include talking over professors and TA's and increasing the average volume vector of any room he occupies.

"Did you see the way the TA shut down loud kid in recitation today? That was awesome!"

"Yeah. I hate that guy."

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"OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP LOUD KID!!"

by SageofWisdom July 25, 2008

Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook

Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!

by The Squid October 11, 2016