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Butt Keeper

-noun
Position of power; a person that claims Butt Keeps on another human being
Eric: I can't believe how well Ryan is behaving today!
Keith: Yep! Ever since Shannon became his Butt Keeper, he's been generally jovial and obedient.
by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009
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Cucumber Keepaway

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.
I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!
by Infinity Plus One November 4, 2009
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Lock Keeper

Why didnt you tell me he wasnt going to me home for a few hours....We could of ordered pizza already. Straight Lock Keeper!
by Leprechon777 March 10, 2011
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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Trapper keeper baby

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.
I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.
by Shittney Smavies April 3, 2019
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trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.
The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness
by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020
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can i keep him?

Usually in fandom. When a fan likes a character or actor/celebrity, they might say "Can I keep him?" implying that they wish they could take him home. Not necessarily sexual, but can be. Keep like a pet because he's cute.
I love Yoon Shi Yoon! Can I keep him?
by luminousmint March 19, 2014
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