Junkie

Originally derived from the 1920’s when heroin addicts would sell scrap metal & junk for drugs. In 2021 the term was attached to Coronaphobics who perpetually jabbed themselves who sold their soul to the elite.

“I’m a junkie. I’ve just had my 41st jab!”

by Pass Judgement December 11, 2021

FPV junkie

Someone who flys FPV drones excessively or obsessively.

Hey, where's your boyfriend? Thought he was coming with you? He's flying his damn drone. Sounds like he's a FPV junkie. Might need to have an intervention.

by Fpvjunkie June 15, 2022

Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.

"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"

by 69ingEmma February 8, 2024

bathroom junkie

A person known to spend most of their day stuck in the bathroom doing heroin. Also known as being diagnosed with a Tinfoil disorder.

Hey man have you seen my girlfriend? You mean the bathroom junkie, she has been in there for 5 hours, and she took my tinfoil.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 22, 2015

Junkie

Crotch

Christian is a junkie.

by Blazifyyyy June 11, 2018

Juggling Junkie

Juggling Junkie: A person who, despite being addicted to substances such as alcohol, ,or hard drugs, effectively manages to maintain their professional responsibilities and personal life. They can be anyone—from a nurse or a doctor to a teacher or a police officer anybody really—and they manage to juggle all aspects of life while keeping their addiction hidden. It’s a rare and complex phenomenon, reflecting both resilience and the challenges of addiction

Lee: You won't believe this, I met this nurse the other day bruv. She's stunning, really fit, but there's a catch—she’s got a serious drug habit.

Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?

Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.

Frank: Where does she live, bruv?

Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.

Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025

Junkie war paint

When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.

Check out that bum… he’s looking like a skid row Apache with that “junkie war paint” on his face.

by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022