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Jeff is a pice of crap and a wife/girlfriend beater his best frinds name is usually James, Jeff is going straight to hell and should go die in a hole
Girlfriend of Jeff: wow I should leave jeffhe beats me

Friend:yeah you should

Girlfriend of Jeff: you know what nevermind I’m ganna be a stupid bitch and stay with him
by I hate Jeff February 24, 2019
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jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.
Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
by Most April 25, 2006
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Jeff Dunham

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead terrorist shown on YouTube and some American TV show
"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009
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Jefferson

To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, two with each hand while "toe-ing" two more girls, each with one foot. Basically to Jefferson is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.
Yo! I Jeffersond those bitches so hard last night!
by IceCreamIsEffingNasty June 5, 2011
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jeffin

a constant flake, or someone who flakes repeatedly
That fool is a jeff, he never pulls through when he says he will.

That fool is jeffin, he said he would be here hours ago!
by 1904LxVE May 20, 2011
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Thomas Jefferson

One of the strangest, most difficult, and most awesome schools around. Much of the population consists of nerds, dorks, and wannabe preps; however, social lives exist. Contains geniuses as well as stupid people who cheat themselves into the school. Stereotypes are not always true and are often supported by the students themselves.
Freshmen flocked to the swimming pool on the third floor on the first day of school.

She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.
by hello January 14, 2007
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jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500
jeff gordon sucks alot of dick
by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005
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