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jaxson is a whore
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Jaxson

Jaxson is the most heart warming person ever! He’s super hot and he will never let you down. He is very sensitive though, never let go of someone named Jaxson! he has a nice ass.
omg DID YOU SEE JAXSON
YESS HE HAS SUCH A NICE ASS
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Jason

a simp ditches the boys for the e girls like on siege
jason you simp dogging us for arctic again wtf bro
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Jaxson

Omg Jaxson! Why is your schlong so big!!!!
by BigDickJaxson October 19, 2020
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Jason

biggest playa in the hood. owns a 2 girl strip club, always keeps one on backup. talking to jessica, sofia, jaime, joie, katie, sophia, ava, chloe, alexa is really overwhelming for him. potrayed the famous character "Po" in the famous 2008 film "Kung Fu Panda". avid enjoyer of zootopia porn.
"Yo I just played the shit out of this girl haha"

"Jason is that you???"

"You suck at everything Davide"

"Shut up Po"
by orzoh August 24, 2021
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Jayson Blair

The act of blatantly state something as fact even though you have not even the vaguest idea what you are talking about.
Named after the NY Times reporter that made up entire stories.
by Ryan December 7, 2003
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Jason

He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.
Nicole: Whatda fuck, i gave him so many clear shots

to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
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Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
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