Jade can be a great person at times but she loves to fuck around with you and piss you off. She aspires to be a prostitute when she grows up and is a slut when she needs to be. Jade is also almost always on her period and almost always a bitch
Dude 1: why do you always get angry so easily? Stop being a jade!
Dude 2: I guess you’re right, I’m sorry.
Dude 2: I guess you’re right, I’m sorry.
by Big boi Mozezzzz January 23, 2019
by ♡bittttcchhh June 16, 2018
Jades ass will make your head turn fast. It's thicc af and you just can't stop thinking about getting a piece of it to yourself. Her ass will make you change the way you think of other asses.
by KnowingFineKnowledge August 09, 2016
She is very outgoing, can be sensative but is also as hard as a rock. She is creative and funny. She likes attention. Someone who can pretend to be happy and no one to notice when most of the time she isn't. She can always make you laugh and she has the best hair, and she ALWAYS has a new trick up her sleeve she wants to try. Shes HILARIOUS!!
That Jade Tilley chick. I like that crap.
Do you know that Jade chick? The one with the awesome hair? Yeah. I'd tap that.
Do you know that Jade chick? The one with the awesome hair? Yeah. I'd tap that.
by Jade and Christina October 28, 2012
Jade Albany is an Australian model born in Italy and is fluent in both Italian and English.
She was a contestant on Italia's next top model 2009 and is a contestant on Big Brother Australia 2013.
She is also an aspiring actress and works part time in a pub in NSW
She was a contestant on Italia's next top model 2009 and is a contestant on Big Brother Australia 2013.
She is also an aspiring actress and works part time in a pub in NSW
by sataniskawaii October 07, 2013
The opposite of de javu; the occurrence of something so uncommon and unexpected that it calls for an exclamation of surprise.
Mollie exclaimed, "Woah, vu jade!" when a dwarf riding a white stallion leaped in front of her car at an intersection crying "Give me freedom or give me death!"
by mehmenaha December 13, 2010
A really annoying girl who thinks she is the best. She attracts men with her slutiness, she has only a few friends with similar personalities and has struggles. She is supposedly pretty and can get quite a few men. She is mostly attracted to older men.
she is a bitch.
she is a bitch.
Boy 1: "do you know blue jade?"
Boy 2: "she is a bitch dude!"
Boy 1: " I know right!"
Boy 3: "I like her"
Boy 2: "she is a bitch dude!"
Boy 1: " I know right!"
Boy 3: "I like her"
by CCBBA November 28, 2016