Impigmented

When a man of an average built comes before satisfying the needs of a women

Sean watson
Time = 30 seconds

by Attilio Romano June 25, 2004

impulse buyer

someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys

look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers

by vaginal treasures January 5, 2009

Impossiblism

A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.

Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.

by Space Buddha April 19, 2010

Imperfectualism

(is) art that cannot be easily replicated by machine. An imperfectualist looks to slow automation through their art. As coined by its creator Marcil d’Hirson Garron.

In Imperfectualism, art is created by hand to confuse the viewer of its focus, especially in any automation process.

by Mark Henry Hill June 1, 2018

improused

To be impressed to the point of arousal.

Victims of improusal typically include goal diggers and people that are attracted to other motivated individuals.

Person A: "Hi, did I mention that I'm a pilot?"
Person B: "Well consider me improused!"

by moosechop February 14, 2020

Imperialis

1- The act of being a crybaby and an asshole at the same time.2- The act of trying to show everyone that you are tough but you fail miserably when you get clapped easily and they you turn into a crybaby when you lose

1: Jack: I lost this game because the Wi-Fi is so bad, Jim if this was my region you would be destroyed beyond repair you noob fuck!
Jim: Jack, cope with it and stop acting like an Imperialis

2: John: Bruh you guys are so trash, I can easily clap every single one of you at this game because I’m the best ever *loses* DAMN MY STUPID INTERNET AND YOU ARE TURTLING AND G HITTING, YOU SUCK SO MUCH THAT YOU HAVE TO TURTLE!!
Glenn: Dude… I barely even held the s key and stop acting like a 5 year old, that's what you get for being such an imperialis

by Rocky_Balboa1976 November 9, 2021

impostussy

The pussy of the sussy imposter in the hit game Amogus.

Crewmate: can’t believe I was hitting that impostussy. Betrayal. He told me it was just an amongussy! ;-;

by impostussy March 1, 2022