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Impossiblism 

A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.
Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.
Impossiblism by Space Buddha April 19, 2010
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The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.
No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips
The Impossibles by John February 18, 2005

Impossiblest 

"Constructing a device that can access other dimensions is impossible, but even if it could be done, sending a human consciousness through it is... impossiblest!"

"Hey you remember Jason from 5th grade?"
"The nerdy kid, yeah, why?"
"He is dating Carol"
"But... this is impossiblest!!!"
Impossiblest by T.Mamuleum January 15, 2015

the impossibles

the best band on the face of the earth.
listen, love, and lust them.
"holy shit, the impossibles are great!"
the impossibles by Billy C February 12, 2004

Impossiblistic 

"Something or someone than can do the impossible so good that it's too good to be possible in a realistic way"
Charmaine came through and fixed my crisis when it seemed impossiblistic

Impossiblier

When Torie loves you more... 😎
Savannah: I love you

Torie: I love you more
Savannah: Impossible
Torie: Impossiblier

Savannah: ...
Torie: I win
Impossiblier by Torie0717 February 9, 2018

Impossiblified 

Something impossible is being mentioned, mostly targeting user of word.
Man One - I'm trying to find an Asian girlfriend.

Man Two - Prepare to be impossiblified my friend.

Man One - Wow, thanks for the motivation d***. ¬_¬

Man Two - It's okay buddy!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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