Impossiblism

A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.

Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.

by Space Buddha April 19, 2010

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005

Impossiblest

More impossible than impossible.

"Constructing a device that can access other dimensions is impossible, but even if it could be done, sending a human consciousness through it is... impossiblest!"

"Hey you remember Jason from 5th grade?"
"The nerdy kid, yeah, why?"
"He is dating Carol"
"But... this is impossiblest!!!"

by T.Mamuleum January 15, 2015

the impossibles

the best band on the face of the earth.
listen, love, and lust them.

"holy shit, the impossibles are great!"

by Billy C February 12, 2004

Impossiblistic

"Something or someone than can do the impossible so good that it's too good to be possible in a realistic way"

Charmaine came through and fixed my crisis when it seemed impossiblistic

by Lezsta Mctester June 12, 2017

Impossiblier

When Torie loves you more... 😎

Savannah: I love you

Torie: I love you more
Savannah: Impossible
Torie: Impossiblier

Savannah: ...
Torie: I win

by Torie0717 February 9, 2018

Impossiblified

Something impossible is being mentioned, mostly targeting user of word.

Man One - I'm trying to find an Asian girlfriend.

Man Two - Prepare to be impossiblified my friend.

Man One - Wow, thanks for the motivation d***. ¬_¬

Man Two - It's okay buddy!

by Jdeadevil the first May 18, 2008