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Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.
Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!
by Shygvy June 1, 2022
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Hudson Howard

Coolest guy you will ever meet a cheerleader who can tumble everywhere amazing people with his back tucks.
Look at that guy doing flips that must be Hudson Howard.
by user 38 June 19, 2022
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SFC Howard

A man who likes yo do freaky stuff during duty hours on post in military reservations.
Damn man you fucked lara in the barracks? You’re such a SFC Howard.

Went by SFC Howard’s office earlier and the door was closed. Wonder what that means…
by A1 Avenger August 6, 2022
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Kyle Howard

Bro i hate this class man. Kyle Howard is teaching us and it's living hell
by Kyle Howard September 28, 2022
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Matthew Howarth

A very hot-headed male. Often wastes time yelling at unassuming people who are innocent and embarrasses himself. Is a science simp.
random: *gets super angry for no. reason and wont shut up*
onlooker: "wow that guy is such a Matthew Howarth"
by mattthebatxxx October 12, 2022
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matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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