stupid hooked

To become smitten with someone. A hard crush. Someone you might be falling in love with. An intense infatuation for someone. Dumb in love.

I am so into this girl, she got me stupid hooked!

by kdawggg79 December 28, 2011

Fanny Hooks

A mans fingers.

When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."

by Yorkshire Pud February 16, 2009

hook nail

any one or all of your toenails that have hardened by fungus and overgrown to a point resembling a hook or a claw. it will scratch you if it gets near your legs or rip your sheets. Can also be seen ripping through a knee high or painted badly in flip flops. Usually includes a crusty thick skinned ashy foot

girlfriend: I'm so tired of your busted up hook nail rippin' up my Martha Stewart sheets you broke ass nigga

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

hook up

v. To have relations with someone without knowing thier name, where their from, and usually age. Usually due to intense binge drinking or taking part in any sorotiy event

Yea I'm going to 'hook up' with (insert local sorority slut name) later on after she has a couple beers in her.

by Irish May 27, 2003

Rusty hook

A poop-hardend finger in which is put into the girls mouth

During sex the male sticks his finger up the girls buthole and gets poop on it. He lets it dry and hooks it on her cheek.

Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook

by Anonymous 54 December 9, 2008

hook up

"Intentionally Ambiguous" - literally
Phrase is intentionally misused when talking about the relationship between two people.

Jack and Jan are going to hook up.

by JMCI July 6, 2005

hook up

A homeboy/homegirl that will provide something for you

Yeh, this is Mei. She's my HOOKUP.

by Joshiro007 February 12, 2003