Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.

“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”

by Zygoguy May 15, 2020

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017

Fruit Snack

A very attractive homesexual man

“ Billy is so hot”
“Isn’t he gay?”
“Oh yea, he’s a fruit snack

by RedThunderLightning October 23, 2017

Fruit Cup

A polite insult to a dumb/naive person, kind of like saying sweetie but in a more strict manner.

Fruit cup is also the stripper name of the mother of a girl named Sally.

WARNING: If you say this to any non-fruit consumer, you will to sentenced to death, you have been warned.

Sally: The earth is flat
Rico: Okay, fruit cup
Sally: No, fruit cup is my mother's name.

by thatproto May 16, 2020

Fruit crime

A joke phrase said when a gay person is 'inconvenienced' and they state it's because they were gay. It's not actually a hate crime, but it's still funny

"Dude my teacher failed my test. That's a fruit crime"- some gay person at one point probably

by Kalico_kid September 11, 2021

seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.

Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy

by whky April 26, 2014

Fruit cake

Means to be funny and cute at the same time.

Definitely a name to call best friends :)

You’re a fruit cake, and that’s why I like you.

by BlondieThatLikesToSayTrash May 9, 2018