Skip to main content

Flood Insurance

When you flush the toilet multiple times to prevent it from overflowing.
a: Dude, why did you flush like 5 times in my bathroom?

b: Flood Insurance dude.
by PiLam63 July 1, 2009
mugGet the Flood Insurance mug.

Floodaratzzi

Someone who walks around flood affected areas and takes heaps of pics. Not even showing any emotion for what people have gone through.
Floodaratzzi - Bris 2011 OMG look at that servo, omg i have to take a picture of that! oh look at that person cleaning up their house omg that water line is up to their roof... snap snap.
by MakTasTic January 15, 2011
mugGet the Floodaratzzi mug.

Flouder

Mole, did you get floudered on.

Dole, I can smell your flouder.
by rancidkid1020 July 15, 2011
mugGet the Flouder mug.

Floodin' It (To Flood)

1.) The state of being content. Chilled. Relaxed. Nothing or no one bothers you at the moment. You are at ease.

2.) To Relax yourself; to be at a state of normality.
Mallory: Just finished my mid-terms, I'm bout to be floodin' it.
Carl: Word yo.

Jake: I'm bout to flood yo, I don't have time for this.
Layla: Boy swerve!

Emani: I was about to flood, but then I remembered I had a test tomorrow.

Person: Look at him, he Floodin' It (To Flood), knocked out in the library.
by allthekingshorses January 25, 2013
mugGet the Floodin' It (To Flood) mug.

floads

A nice simple abbreviation of Fuck Loads

Predominantly used in txt/email/wattsapp rather than f2f
Hey man, you got any spare munchies

Go for it, I’ve got floads”
by BigDave1984 August 4, 2018
mugGet the floads mug.

Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.
Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........
by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021
mugGet the Floods Law mug.

caca flood

a pro-environmentalist who only flushes the toilet after the third time going for a caca, thus floods the toilet.
In an effort to save the world’s water supply, jeff caca flooded his bathroom again
by miss bugs bunny April 22, 2007
mugGet the caca flood mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email