Facetiousizing

Asking a question kowing the answer will be facetious or responded too with excessive humor.

Boyfriend: Hey should I use a condom?

Girlfriend: I dunno should we have sex?(AGGRESIVELY)
Boyfriend:(thinks wow stop facetiousizing me forreal)

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Fact!

A very clever person who is also the coolest and most powerfulest of them all!!!

Ps: Mwhahahahahahahaha😁

Queen darling plumtree lizard bronze powerranger smurf master toe typer fairy the flash ninja Naomi is a fact!

by Mwhahaha🔮🔮😁😁 May 20, 2021

facetime after 12pm

if i facetime you after 12pm you better pop a titi

if we facetime after 12pm you better pop a titi

by rostye45 August 11, 2021

Fact Account

A Twitter account that shitposts about a certain character/object. They usually leave the fact community and turn into a parody account after they spend a while in the fact community.

Person 1: I heard you own a fact account. How is it?
Person 2: It's alright, but the community has some drama going on right now.

by Macabitz September 7, 2021

fact-checker

Fact-checkers are websites (run by an organization) that checks for the validity of rumors and widespread claims of a certain matter. For example, fact-checkers often debunk the claims of certain political moguls. Without fact-checkers, the internet would be a chaotic place of misinformation.

After hearing rumors that INSERT CELEBRITY HERE's death was a suicide, I went to a fact-checker website and found that this was not at all true.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021

Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

Facation

When you write down taking vacation at work, but still end up working anyway

I am supposed to be off work, but I am on a facation today

by eag_fncc October 10, 2021