dinkified

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009

Dink Nugget

A small circular-shaped turd that drops in the toilet and makes a splashing sound (or a "dink" sound).

Less commonly used as an affectionate term to one's significant other or sibling, usually in response to something silly that person does.

PJ - "I just made a dink nugget!"

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Connor: "Hey sis, I just fed whipped cream to our hamster!"
Lauren: *Rolls eyes and laughs* "You're such a dink nugget!"

by Tofutie018 February 4, 2010

dink out

In golf when a tee shot by men using a driver(the biggest club) fails to be propelled past the lady's tee marker. The culprit of such a tee shot must continue to play the rest of the hole with his dink out.

Ha ha, you flubbed that shot so bad it's a dink out!

by schmorlygigs April 28, 2010

Dink-Toy

A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.

That car is a Dink-Toy

by sillynillybilly May 5, 2010

dinkle frits

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt

chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits

by reptar is gonna sodomize you December 26, 2010

dinkhopper

A male who is considered homosexual because he likes to have penises in his rectum. (Hopping on the penis)

Sally: "He's a total queer."
Bertha: "Yeah, he's a real dinkhopper."

by Ahhaha5129 December 3, 2010

dinklebass

Its a person who is a cross between a dinkleberry and and ass

Some one who is ignorant and arrogant. A dinklebass

by scooter2079 August 25, 2013