Dirt Dog

Dirt dogs are good looking, successful, ambitious bros that trick women to think they have a monogamous relationship. But in all actuality, they have relations with multiple women. This is deception, a dirt dog is only after sex. He lets multiple women feel like they are in a relationship, but in all actuality, a dirt dog has built a house of cards to many women that think they are in a relationship. While the woman thinks she is in a relationship, the dirt dog lays pipe in multiple women while under the guise of monogamy. Dirt dogs live on the edge. They prefer multiple women and love to always be on the brink of getting caught.

A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.

Bro 1: Look at Bill, he is such a dirt dog!

Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!

Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!

by Ed Douchington, Esq. August 20, 2017

Chron Dog

Invented in 1984 by a haggard carny. A corn dog with pieces of "Chronic" or weed dipped into the batter.

It is the only thing that you will ever eat that makes you MORE hungry after eating it.

Skyler was working the tilt-a-whirl. However, he was working the food booth before that and he ate six chron dogs.

He was hella toasted and forgot to stop the ride. Everybody hurled massive chucks.

by jdayrubadub April 26, 2010

dog lab

A saying that is necessarily immediately followed by the term "wat."

Lawrence: "dog lab."
Me: "wat?"

by Baltimoron November 4, 2008

Grog Dog

An opportunistic female who lingers around bars flirting and preying on unsuspecting men with the specific and sole intent of scoring free alcohol. They can either operate in packs or as lone wolves.

If we're hoping to pick up, we should stay away from that bar. It's full of grog dogs.

by elz dot com January 10, 2015

Gabe the Dog

a small rescue dog borked and became a legendary meme.
Sleep tight, Pupper.

dude, did you hear? Gabe the Dog died.

by LazyLuna February 18, 2017

dog cunt

aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back

(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"

old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017

frat dog

Having sexual intercourse without a condom.

Joey tried to frat dog Kayla, but she told him to bag it.

by Dan Teeman March 1, 2008