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Hit the deck

Mixing music using turntables.
Comes from turntables being called decks.
Guy 1: Dude, have you finished the 80s summer hit mix already? It has to be uploaded over an hour.
Guy 2: Oh crap I forgot all about that! Time to hit the deck!
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Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.
John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.
by eatpubes August 27, 2023
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Deck

To Deck is to hit someone hard enough to knock them out. The most used move to 'deck' someone is to grab their face and bring it down onto your knee, thus decking them in the schnozz (nose).
"You try that shit with me and I'll deck you in your schnozz"
by Rondour December 29, 2020
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Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.
by Pazzy August 18, 2025
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Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.
Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so
by theachiever September 25, 2022
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Deck

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…
omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!
by Skunkeim July 29, 2024
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Poop Deck

1) A kind of balcony deck on a ship/cruise.

2) A deck on a ship you take a dump on.
I took a dump on the dank doodle poop deck. That cruise was lit
by Higgle Dooda October 30, 2017
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