Deathcrap

1. The final voiding of the bowels immediately following death.

"Dude I shot my neighbors cat today, and it took a deathcrap right on my doormat."

by EPstrow October 16, 2009

deathnique

A technique which causes death. Ninjas have a variety to choose from.

Sensei: I cannot teach you my ultimate deathnique, for I may have to use it against you one day, if evil clouds your mind.

by MC? April 4, 2010

Deafian

#1: Person who has the pride of being DEAF, He or She uses American Sign Language as Primary Language, and is active in the Deaf community also has deep ties to DEAF Culture.
#2: Person who is an ASL user with Spiritual connection to anything and everything related to the Deaf or/and ASL.

We need more Deafians in the world.

by xtremecrazydeaf December 23, 2010

dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.

Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.

by Shortlegz July 29, 2011

Dear Santa

A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".

Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.

*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*

User A: Dear Santa...

User B: Dear Easter Bunny...

by VendettatheGreat November 27, 2011

Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

dead lion

When an overbearing, powerful or dangerous figure is dead, or alternatively when someone has lost their fear of life, others, and their own limitations, via life experience and wisdom (most often a single guy in his 30s or 40s) so is therefore unpredictable in his own way and cool, and is as likely to stand up and help the underdog or unlock the genius of others as he is doing something edgy, hurtful or confusing. The 'lion' in this case is/was his place in society, which he has in some regards abandoned or transcended while still being a vibrant and potentially threatening figure with it.

Bye-bye Saddam Hussein. That lion be dead.

Alternatively, for the living: Did you see Paddy Considine in that Dead Man's Shoes film? That one muckerfucking scary but cool Dead Lion.

by DeadLion September 26, 2013