I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny

A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.

Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.

I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny by SoozaSimp March 19, 2023

it's for a cop 

Another way to say "spit in it".

Burger punk: "Double baco cheeseburger...it's for a cop."
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."


(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"

it's for a cop by Nick D April 25, 2004

airsoft cop 

A rented cop, security gaurd at the mall.

man that airsoft cop wouldn't let me skate here.

airsoft cop by Gary James January 17, 2007

Good Cop Vocals 

The "clean" singing (not screaming/cookie monster vocals) in a hardcore/metal song; usually annoying and out of pitch.

The good cop vocals don’t sound like they have any auto tune, but they could have used it.http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/01/07/gee-i-wish-theyd-at-least-give-dying-a-shot/

Good Cop Vocals by k-zilla February 18, 2009

torching the cop car 

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

torching the cop car by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

Fish Cop 

A fisheries law enforcement officer

Police officer = regular cop
Fisheries officer = fish cop

Fish Cop by CMBC February 14, 2012

rent-a-cop 

fat cops who are basically useless for nothing else but staking out smoking areas on school campuses and getting hard off of couples making out at the mall. easy to outrun and distracted by loud noises.

the "undercover" rent-a-cops at duxbury high school who sit at onion hill in thier van (not a cruiser) watching for kids saying under thier breath, "make my day."

rent-a-cop by k.zazzle March 23, 2007